audience participation - MYTHS

okay girlies, i think it's time to have some fun here. after reading Mrs. F's latest post, i started to think about the Doctor's Wife Myths. so here's how this is going to work. i'm going to start by putting down a few of my favorite myths. then, you're going to jump in and continue the list in the comments sections. it seems like there are just a few, but then, once you start thinking about it, there are actually a LOT of them. so here we go!

1. all Dr. Wives are blonde, skinny as hell, tanned, and constantly "going to lunch" or "the club"
2. we're all about the benjamins
3. we wear tennis uniforms all the time
4. we have 1 or 2 gratuitous kids for the sake of having someone to spend money on, but neither the Dr. or the Dr. Wife really care about their kids
5. our houses are all GINORMOUS (even the psychiatrists, pediatricians, and residents)
6. we're either the practice wife or the trophy wife
7. we have no limit and no balance on our credit cards
8. there's a housekeeper/maid and nanny to take care of everything messy in my life
9. the hardest decision we have to make is what cocktail to order next
10. we're all lushes and have prozac/valium problems
11. we married for the money
12. our DrH is sleeping with the hot nurse but we dont care (because of the money)
13. over the top vacations, massages, mani/pedis, country clubs, unlimited clothing budgets, and cute pool boys come standard.

alright ladies... take it from here!